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"But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that, we're going to end it for boats, we're going to end it for trucks." At his Las Vegas Campaign Rally, we were again reminded that maybe we need to keep rambling, out of sorts old men from our government.

"But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that, we're going to end it for boats, we're going to end it for trucks." At his Las Vegas Campaign Rally, we were again reminded that maybe we need to keep rambling, out of sorts old men from our government.

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

We need to see more of us on TV! State loudly and proudly that there needs to be "More Minority Representation In The Mainstream Media" to remind ALL that anything is possible. Perfect for a social justice warrior, activist, minority rights, protests, gender equality, and fighting for diversity in media!

Embark on an epic virtual battle against colossal creepy crawlies with our "Killing Giant Bugs And Bringing Democracy VIDEO GAME FPS" garden flag! Dive deep into a pixelated world where you are the hero on a mission to exterminate massive insects threatening the very fabric of society. With your trusty virtual weapon in hand, step into the immersive world of this video game-inspired flag and defend democracy with every victorious blast. Make a bold statement with this garden flag that combines the thrill of a video game FPS and the whimsy of a whimsical garden decoration. Perfect for gamers and outdoor enthusiasts alike, this flag is a playful nod to both the digital and natural worlds. Add a touch of adventure to your outdoor space with the "Killing Giant Bugs And Bringing Democracy VIDEO GAME FPS" flag, and let your imagination run wild as you fight off virtual pests to protect the virtual land of democracy.

Introducing our cheeky and relatable "Deliveries Bring Me More Joy Than My Ex Ever Did" garden flag, the perfect way to add a touch of humor and personality to your outdoor space! This witty design is sure to resonate with anyone who knows the sheer delight of a package arriving on their doorstep, outshining any past relationships. Whether you're an online shopping addict or simply admire the convenience of doorstep deliveries, this garden flag is a lighthearted way to express your love for all things that come in a box! Let your neighbors and passersby chuckle as they walk by your garden and catch sight of this playful flag, offering a humorous glimpse into your life philosophy. Embrace the joy that comes with receiving a new delivery, and proudly display your love for packages in an amusing and eye-catching way. Add a touch of whimsy to your outdoor decor with our "Deliveries Bring Me More Joy Than My Ex Ever Did" garden flag, a clever statement piece that promises to spark conversations and smiles all around!

Introducing our "Look What You Did You Little Jerk" t-shirt, perfect for all the pranksters and mischief-makers out there. This bold and cheeky design is not for the faint of heart, as it proudly proclaims a message that is sure to turn heads and spark laughs wherever you go. Whether you're the mastermind behind the shenanigans or simply appreciate a good joke, this t-shirt is a fun way to express your playful personality and show the world that sometimes being a little naughty can be oh-so-fun. Embrace your mischievous side with our "Look What You Did You Little Jerk" t-shirt and let your sense of humor shine bright. Ideal for casual outings, parties, or simply lounging around at home, this tee is a conversation starter that is guaranteed to make a statement. So go ahead, channel your inner troublemaker, and wear this t-shirt with pride as a reminder that a little mischief never hurt anyone -- just like in your favorite classic movie scene.

Step into a world where power is as potent as the spice that flows through the veins of the universe. The "He Who Controls The Spice Controls The Universe" t-shirt is a bold declaration of authority and influence, inspired by the mystical forces that shape destinies and govern empires. With a design that exudes an air of enigmatic prowess, this t-shirt embodies the essence of commanding the very essence of existence itself. Embrace the allure of dominion and command attention wherever you go with this mystical and empowering t-shirt. Wear it as a badge of honor, a symbol of your ambition and your unwavering determination to seize control of your reality. Let the world know that you hold the key to the universe, just as the spice weaves its way through the cosmos, binding all in its wake. With the "He Who Controls The Spice Controls The Universe" t-shirt, seize your power and let your presence be felt across all realms.

Unveil the mysteries of the universe with our captivating "I Am The Lisan Al Gaib" t-shirt. Embrace the enigmatic aura of the Bene Gesserit prophetic language with this striking design that exudes a sense of power and intrigue. Whether you're a fan of science fiction, an admirer of mystical lore, or simply drawn to the allure of the unknown, this t-shirt is sure to spark conversation and intrigue wherever you go. Channel your inner voice of truth and let the world know that you are attuned to the whispers of destiny with our "I Am The Lisan Al Gaib" t-shirt. Symbolizing hidden knowledge and the path to ultimate understanding, this design is a bold statement of individuality and insight. Stand out from the crowd and embrace the mystique of the unknown with this unique and thought-provoking addition to your wardrobe.

Introducing our whimsical and charming "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" garden flag, the perfect companion for anyone who finds solace in the rhythmic hum of the washer and dryer. Designed with a playful laundry basket illustration to bring a touch of joy to your outdoor space, this garden flag is a delightful reminder to embrace the mundane tasks of daily life with a sense of humor. Let the world know that conquering mountains of laundry is your favorite workout, as you proudly display this delightful flag in your garden or front yard. Add a splash of personality to your outdoor decor with our "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" garden flag, a quirky and lighthearted declaration of your love for all things clean and fresh. Whether you're a laundry aficionado or simply enjoy the satisfaction of ticking off another chore from your to-do list, this flag will make a fun and relatable statement to passersby. Let your neighbors know that while some may dread laundry day, you embrace it with open arms and a smile on your face.

Introducing our whimsical and charming "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" garden flag, the perfect companion for anyone who finds solace in the rhythmic hum of the washer and dryer. Designed with a playful laundry basket illustration to bring a touch of joy to your outdoor space, this garden flag is a delightful reminder to embrace the mundane tasks of daily life with a sense of humor. Let the world know that conquering mountains of laundry is your favorite workout, as you proudly display this delightful flag in your garden or front yard. Add a splash of personality to your outdoor decor with our "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" garden flag, a quirky and lighthearted declaration of your love for all things clean and fresh. Whether you're a laundry aficionado or simply enjoy the satisfaction of ticking off another chore from your to-do list, this flag will make a fun and relatable statement to passersby. Let your neighbors know that while some may dread laundry day, you embrace it with open arms and a smile on your face.

Introducing our charming "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" t-shirt, perfect for those who embrace the never-ending cycle of sorting, washing, and folding with a touch of humor. This delightful design features an adorable laundry basket illustration that captures the essence of tackling heaps of clothes with a smile. Whether you're a laundry enthusiast or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is sure to spark joy and laundry day motivation wherever you go. Wear this tee proudly to declare your dedication to the ultimate workout routine of laundry day, turning a mundane chore into a fun and lighthearted experience. Let the world know that you're not just doing laundry -- you're getting in your daily cardio and keeping your wardrobe fresh and fabulous. Embrace the playful side of household tasks and show off your unique sense of style with our "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" t-shirt.

Introducing our charming "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" t-shirt, perfect for those who embrace the never-ending cycle of sorting, washing, and folding with a touch of humor. This delightful design features an adorable laundry basket illustration that captures the essence of tackling heaps of clothes with a smile. Whether you're a laundry enthusiast or simply appreciate a good pun, this shirt is sure to spark joy and laundry day motivation wherever you go. Wear this tee proudly to declare your dedication to the ultimate workout routine of laundry day, turning a mundane chore into a fun and lighthearted experience. Let the world know that you're not just doing laundry -- you're getting in your daily cardio and keeping your wardrobe fresh and fabulous. Embrace the playful side of household tasks and show off your unique sense of style with our "Laundry Day Is My Cardio" t-shirt.

"Unveil your playful yet complex personality with our 'Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty' coffee mug. This witty design captures the dichotomy of your charming exterior while hinting at the vulnerability that lies beneath the surface. Whether you use it to add a touch of humor to your morning routine or to reflect your multifaceted nature, this mug is a stylish statement piece that sparks curiosity and intrigue." "Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of sass and introspection in their everyday items, this coffee mug is sure to become a conversation starter. Whether you're sipping your favorite brew or simply displaying it on your desk, let this mug serve as a reminder that there's always more to someone than meets the eye. Embrace your complex self with every sip and showcase your unique personality with our 'Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty' coffee mug." funny coffee mugs humorous cup unique gift idea coffee lover gift quirky mug design sassy quote mug playful drinkware witty saying cup novelty coffee cup sarcastic gift item cute coffee accessory trendy drinkware hilarious mug design personality statement mug clever phrase cup humorous gift for her bold quote mug eclectic beverage holder quirky home decor fun kitchen accessory.

Introducing the perfect accessory for those who exude charm on the outside but carry a world of emotions within - the "Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty" enamel lapel pin. Designed for the enigmatic souls who navigate the world with a captivating smile yet harbor a depth of feelings beneath the surface, this pin is a playful yet poignant expression of the contradictions within us all. Wear it proudly on your lapel or bag to showcase your complex nature in a simple yet striking way. Crafted with precision and attention to detail, this enamel lapel pin features bold typography that boldly proclaims your multifaceted personality. The contrasting colors and sleek design make it a versatile accessory that can be paired with any outfit, adding a touch of mystery and intrigue to your look. Embrace your duality with the "Outside I'm Flirty Inside I Hurty" lapel pin and let the world see both sides of your captivating persona. enamel lapel pin quirky accessory statement pin unique design double-sided witty quote playful accessory flirty and hurty bold colors eye-catching fashion fun accessory creative flair stylish pin expressive jewelry original design gift idea versatile accessory fashion statement trendy accessory symbolic design.

Introducing our "Don't Piss Me Off" coffee mug, the ultimate companion for those mornings when you need a little extra attitude with your caffeine fix. This bold and unapologetic mug serves as a daily reminder to anyone in your vicinity to approach with caution before attempting to disrupt your peace. With its straightforward message and sleek design, this mug is perfect for making a statement and expressing your mood without saying a word - truly a must-have for those who value honesty and directness in their interactions. Whether you're sipping your morning brew or enjoying a cozy evening drink, the "Don't Piss Me Off" coffee mug is sure to be a conversation starter and a favorite in your collection. Embrace your inner sass and take on the day with confidence, knowing that your mug has your back and is ready to showcase your no-nonsense attitude. So go ahead, fill it up with your favorite beverage and let the world know that you mean business - one cup of coffee at a time.

Introducing our "Don't Piss Me Off" coffee mug, the ultimate companion for those mornings when you need a little extra attitude with your caffeine fix. This bold and unapologetic mug serves as a daily reminder to anyone in your vicinity to approach with caution before attempting to disrupt your peace. With its straightforward message and sleek design, this mug is perfect for making a statement and expressing your mood without saying a word - truly a must-have for those who value honesty and directness in their interactions. Whether you're sipping your morning brew or enjoying a cozy evening drink, the "Don't Piss Me Off" coffee mug is sure to be a conversation starter and a favorite in your collection. Embrace your inner sass and take on the day with confidence, knowing that your mug has your back and is ready to showcase your no-nonsense attitude. So go ahead, fill it up with your favorite beverage and let the world know that you mean business - one cup of coffee at a time.

Celebrate the resurrection with a touch of humor and charm with our "He Is Rizzen" garden flag. This Easter parody design playfully combines the charisma and spirit of Jesus with a clever twist that is sure to bring a smile to all who see it. Place this garden flag in your yard or garden to add a touch of whimsy and uniqueness to your outdoor decor, perfect for bringing a lighthearted and joyful vibe to your home during the Easter season. Let your faith shine brightly with this creative and eye-catching garden flag that puts a fun spin on a beloved religious phrase. The "He Is Rizzen" design captures the essence of Easter in a fresh and playful way, making it a delightful addition to your outdoor space. Whether you're hosting an Easter celebration or simply want to infuse your surroundings with a touch of springtime cheer, this garden flag is the perfect statement piece to showcase your love for Jesus with a dash of charisma.

Celebrate the spirit of Easter in a bold and unconventional way with our "He Is Rizzen" t-shirt! This clever and witty design playfully combines the charisma of Jesus with a modern twist, creating a fresh and humorous take on the traditional Easter message. Whether you're heading to church or simply gathering with loved ones for the holiday, this shirt is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles wherever you go. Embrace your sense of style and humor with this unique Easter parody tee that is sure to make a statement. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of irreverent humor mixed with a dash of reverence, this t-shirt is a fun and eye-catching addition to your wardrobe. Spread some laughter and joy this Easter season with our "He Is Rizzen" shirt that showcases your playful personality and love for a good pun.

Introducing our exclusive "Baby I Like It Raw" t-shirt, a playful nod to everyone's favorite Japanese delicacy. Inspired by the artistry and freshness of sushi, this design brings a fun twist to your wardrobe. Perfect for sushi lovers and trendsetters alike, this tee is a bold statement piece that effortlessly showcases your unique taste and sense of humor. Embrace your inner raw food enthusiast with our "Baby I Like It Raw" tee - a blend of style and wit that sets you apart from the crowd. Whether you're hitting up your favorite sushi spot or simply chilling with friends, this shirt is a conversation starter that will have everyone craving a taste of your cool and quirky fashion sense. Upgrade your casual look with this one-of-a-kind design and show the world that you're all about embracing the raw and unapologetically bold in life.

Embrace your beauty with confidence and style when you slip on our "Feeling A Tad Bit Beautiful" t-shirt. This design speaks to the subtle moments when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and feel truly radiant from within. Whether you're having a good hair day or simply radiating positivity, this tee serves as a reminder to embrace your unique beauty each and every day. With a touch of whimsy and a whole lot of charm, this t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the everyday moments. Let the world know that you're feeling a tad bit beautiful, inside and out, and inspire others to do the same. Wear it with pride and let your inner light shine brightly for all to see.

Introducing our one-of-a-kind "Yee Puggin' Haw" garden flag, designed to bring a whimsical touch to your outdoor space! Embrace the perfect fusion of country vibes and adorable pug love with this quirky and fun flag. Created with the spirit of adventure and a dash of humor, this garden flag is sure to make anyone who sees it smile and chuckle. Imagine strolling through your garden and stumbling upon this delightful flag proudly displayed near your flowers or veggies. The playful motif of a pug wearing a cowboy hat, with the words "Yee Puggin' Haw" underneath, will bring a lighthearted charm to your outdoor oasis. Whether you're a pug enthusiast or simply appreciate a good dose of cuteness, this flag will add a touch of personality to your garden, patio, or backyard. Spread some joy and laughter with the "Yee Puggin' Haw" garden flag and let this cheeky pug companion turn your outdoor space into a source of endless smiles.

Embrace the darkness and challenge societal norms with our rebelliously provocative "Let Me Rot In Peace" t-shirt. Channeling a raw and unapologetic spirit, this design speaks to those who refuse to conform and embrace their inner misfit. With bold and daring typography, the shirt is a statement piece that demands attention and invites a deeper conversation about the constructs of life, death, and personal freedom. Let the world know that you are unafraid to challenge conventional expectations. The phrase "Let Me Rot In Peace" captures the essence of a rebellious soul, unbound by societal pressures. It is a rallying cry for those who refuse to be silenced, urging society to embrace the authenticity of individuality. Whether you wear it to a concert, a protest, or simply as a daily reminder of your unyielding spirit, this shirt is a powerful symbol of defiance. In a world that constantly tries to mold us, break free and embrace your true self, even if it means letting the world witness your chaotic beauty.

Introducing our quirky and sassy coffee mug that effortlessly adds a touch of humor and attitude to your morning routine! Our "Mess With The Raccoon You Get The Sass-coon" mug is perfect for those who embrace their inner mischievous side and love flaunting their witty personality. With its bold and captivating design, it is sure to bring smiles and laughter to anyone who lays eyes on it. Let the world know that you're not one to be messed with! The slogan "Mess With The Raccoon You Get The Sass-coon" encapsulates the fierce and sassy spirit of raccoons, known for their mischievous nature and quick wit. This mug serves as a playful reminder to face any challenges head-on and without fear. Crafted with durability and style in mind, our coffee mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew, afternoon tea, or any beverage that fuels your daily adventures. Its generous capacity ensures you never run out of fuel while its comfortable handle guarantees a sturdy grip. Grab one for yourself or gift it to a fellow sass-coon lover, and let this mug become a daily reminder to embrace your inner sassiness!

Introducing our whimsical and relatable "Back And Body Hurts Retail Parody" credit card sticker, designed especially for those who know the struggle of long days on their feet. This sticker merges humor and reality in a fun and eye-catching way, perfect for expressing your everyday pain with a touch of lightheartedness. Whether you work in retail, hospitality, or any job that leaves your back and body aching, this sticker is a hilarious ode to the daily grind we all endure. Featuring bold and playful typography, this credit card sticker is a conversation starter that captures the essence of every hardworking individual. Its witty design highlights the universal plight of those who spend hours serving customers, lifting heavy boxes, or standing behind the counter. Showcase your humorous side with this sticker and let others join in on the laughter as they too relate to the struggle. The "Back And Body Hurts Retail Parody" sticker is not just clothing, it's a badge of honor for all the hardworking folks out there who deserve recognition for the effort they put in every single day.

Introducing the edgy and provocative "Somebody's Feral Wife" credit card sticker, a bold statement piece for those who dare to challenge societal norms. This design is a celebration of untamed femininity, embracing the wild spirit within every woman. In a world that often attempts to confine and domesticate women, this sticker proudly proclaims that behind every tame facade lies a fierce, untamed force to be reckoned with. With its rebellious flair, wearing the "Somebody's Feral Wife" sticker signals defiance against conventional expectations. It serves as a reminder to all that women are not mere possessions, but rather untamed beings who command their own destiny. Perfect for those who walk their own path and refuse to conform, this credit card sticker is a bold fashion statement that demands attention and challenges society to embrace the power and ferocity of femininity. So, step into your true untamed self with the "Somebody's Feral Wife" sticker, and unleash your wild side upon the world.

Introducing our witty and vibrant "Retail Is The Best Therapy" credit card sticker, the perfect statement for all those shopaholics out there! Whether you're a fashion-forward trendsetter, a bargain-hunter, or simply someone who finds solace in browsing the aisles, this sticker captures the essence of retail therapy like no other. Featuring a bold and eye-catching design, this sticker is a fun and playful expression of the idea that shopping is not just a hobby, but a form of therapy! Sport it proudly and let the world know that there's nothing quite like the thrill of a good sale or the satisfaction of finding that perfect item that sparks joy in your life. So whether you're strutting down the high street or browsing online, this credit card sticker is your fashion companion, reminding everyone that retail therapy is indeed the best kind of therapy!

Introducing our bold and cheeky "I Said Moo Bitch!" t-shirt, designed to make a statement and unleash your inner sass. This fearless design is the embodiment of confidence and humor, perfect for those who refuse to conform to societal norms. Be ready to turn heads and break barriers with this rebellious t-shirt that dares to speak the unspoken and challenge expectations. Whether you wear it with a hint of mischief or as a loud proclamation, this design is a playful reminder to embrace your individuality and embrace your ability to surprise and delight. Get ready to own the room and showcase your unapologetic personality with our "I Said Moo Bitch!" t-shirt - a definitive conversation starter in any setting.

Transport yourself back to the golden era of high school rebellion with our 80's High School Truancy Movie Funny Quote t-shirt! This homage to the iconic truancy movies of the 80s will have you reminiscing about skipping class, misadventures, and the hilarious one-liners that define that nostalgic era. This shirt will instantly transport you to the carefree days of youth, where rules were meant to be broken and laughter was the ultimate rebellion. Get ready to crack up and show off your rebellious spirit in this timeless piece of 80's movie nostalgia. Designed for those who appreciate the wit and mischief of classic 80's truancy movies, this t-shirt is bound to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. The bold, eye-catching design showcases a retro font featuring a funny quote that encapsulates the spirit of that unforgettable era. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this t-shirt offers a comfortable fit, making it perfect for everyday wear or a themed party. So, whether you're feeling nostalgic or simply looking to make a statement, our 80's High School Truancy Movie Funny Quote t-shirt is the must-have addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the rebellious spirit of the 80s and let the world know that you were there when truancy was cool!

Introducing our thought-provoking and tongue-in-cheek statement tee, "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" This audacious slogan perfectly captures the absurdity of our interconnected world and satirically plays on the idea of technology-enabled mischief. Crafted to spark curiosity and ignite conversations, this t-shirt challenges societal norms and encourages critical thinking. Designed for the bold and unconventional, it is a subtle reminder that boundaries can be pushed, and conformity questioned. With its daring message, this tee serves as a playful reflection on the blurred lines between technology, ethics, and the ever-evolving nature of our digital era. Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a social commentator, or a rebel at heart, this t-shirt is a standout addition to your wardrobe. Pair it with jeans for a casual statement or dress it up with a blazer for a touch of sardonic sophistication. Embrace your rebellious spirit and let this provocative tee become a conversation starter, prompting discussions about the role of technology, societal expectations, and the power we yield in this digital age. With its clever twist on a popular voice assistant, our "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" t-shirt is bound to create a lasting impression on those who dare to challenge the status quo.

Introducing our thought-provoking and tongue-in-cheek statement tee, "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" This audacious slogan perfectly captures the absurdity of our interconnected world and satirically plays on the idea of technology-enabled mischief. Crafted to spark curiosity and ignite conversations, this t-shirt challenges societal norms and encourages critical thinking. Designed for the bold and unconventional, it is a subtle reminder that boundaries can be pushed, and conformity questioned. With its daring message, this tee serves as a playful reflection on the blurred lines between technology, ethics, and the ever-evolving nature of our digital era. Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a social commentator, or a rebel at heart, this t-shirt is a standout addition to your wardrobe. Pair it with jeans for a casual statement or dress it up with a blazer for a touch of sardonic sophistication. Embrace your rebellious spirit and let this provocative tee become a conversation starter, prompting discussions about the role of technology, societal expectations, and the power we yield in this digital age. With its clever twist on a popular voice assistant, our "Alexa, How Do I Commit Tax Fraud?" t-shirt is bound to create a lasting impression on those who dare to challenge the status quo.